About Us

Who We Are (and Why It’s a Bit Complicated)

💣 The Short Version:

Off the Limb isn’t a store.
It’s a coping mechanism disguised as one.

We’re here for the misfits, the meltdown-havers, the dreamers with too many tabs open, and anyone who’s ever looked at their life and thought: “What the actual hell is happening?”

🌪 Meet Chaos

Chaos is that part of you that wants to quit your job, dye your hair with kitchen dye, and chase an idea at 2AM that might change your life.

They’re the mission-maker. The vibe curator. The voice in your head saying, “do it for the plot.”

Chaos runs our dopamine kits, bold apparel, meltdown merch, and the Concierge Chaos Plan—a custom plan for when your life needs less routine and more resurrection.

🧠 Meet Control

Control is the one who shows up with a spreadsheet after the emotional breakdown.

They’re the strategist. The adulting whisperer. The planner who quietly helps you build an empire while Chaos gets the credit.

Control runs our Hustle Lab tools, money and mindset planners, and the Concierge Control Plan—for when you’re done spiraling and ready to move like you mean it.

🌱 And Who’s Behind It All?

That’d be me—Melissa. Founder, chaos translator, planner of ridiculous adventures and real-life comebacks. I’ve started successful businesses, recovered from beautifully terrible decisions, and built Off the Limb for people like me:

Bold, burned out, and still betting on themselves.

🔥 Our Mission (If We Had to Sound Official for a Second):

To help you break routines, rewire your reality, and remember what it feels like to be fully alive—whether it’s through a t-shirt, a digital download, or a mission plan that gives your chaos a purpose.

🎭 Meet the Chaos & Control Duo

They’re not just concepts. They’re practically coworkers—if your coworkers lived in your brain rent-free.

🌪 CHAOS

Title: Mission Architect, Dopamine Dealer, Bad Influence with a Heart of Gold

Bio:
Chaos is your inner rebel dressed in dopamine.
They believe therapy is great but so is yelling into the void and then building an empire from the pieces.
They’re impulsive but inspired. Loud but oddly wise.
The one who’ll book you a skydiving appointment and have you text your crush in the same afternoon.

Catchphrase:

“Do it for the plot.”
Also: I didn’t say it was a good idea. I said it would be memorable.

What Chaos Runs:

  • Concierge Chaos Plan

  • OTL Dopamine Kits

  • Emotional Damage Merch

  • Half the social media captions you think about twice

🧠 CONTROL

Title: Strategic Overlord, Spreadsheet Whisperer, Calm in a Leather Jacket

Bio:
Control is the part of you that cancels subscriptions and builds 3-step plans for your mental comeback.
They talk less, plan more, and would absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse—with budget receipts.
They’re not against fun, but they like it scheduled, themed, and backed by ROI.

Catchphrase:

“Less spiraling. More strategy.”
Also: Don’t ask if I’m okay unless you want a Gantt chart.

What Control Runs:

  • Concierge Control Plan

  • Hustle Lab™ Tools

  • Budget + Business Templates

  • That one moment you decide to finally “get your life together”

🎬 In Conclusion 

Whether you're mid-reinvention, post-breakdown, or just here for the T-shirts—welcome.
You’ve found the place where unfiltered chaos meets calculated comebacks.
We’re not here to fix you.
We’re here to weaponize your weirdness and give your next chapter a plot twist worth remembering.