"This counts as self-care. Shut up."
"Less crying. More carting."
"Shop like your ex is watching."
"Your coping skills need a rebrand."
Main character energy: loading…
"Unpack your nonsense. We got you."
"Step 1: Look unreasonably good. Step 2: Improvise."
"Nothing’s fixed. But at least you look violently successful."
"A new vibe needs a new uniform."
Therapist: "Journal". You: "Add to Cart".
"Style so feral it should come with a trigger warning."
"Welcome to the Madness."
Unexpected. Unnecessary. Completely irresistible.These are the impulse picks, dopamine drops, and just-for-fun finds you didn’t plan for—but definitely won’t regret.
