Concierge Chaos Plan

💥 Concierge Chaos Plan

I do the work. You take the credit.

You’re in a spiral. Or a rut. Or both. I’m your chaos concierge—here to drop a bold experience plan that makes you look like the genius who planned it all.

🎯 What You’re Booking:

A 30-minute consult (text, phone, or email—your vibe, your rules).
Within 48–72 hours, I’ll deliver a personalized, wild-but-strategic plan that gets you (or someone else) unstuck in the most entertaining way possible.

Yes, it’ll feel like a mission drop from a slightly unhinged fairy godmother.

🧠 What You Actually Get:

• A custom PDF experience plan

• Local or DIY ideas based on your budget + mood

• Bookable links, clever titles, and upgrade options

• Optional upgrade: Want me to do the booking too? I can.

Use it for:

• Last-minute anniversaries

• Breakup rebounds

• “Snap me out of this funk” missions

• Birthday chaos

• A gift for your favorite spiral

⚡Need it faster?

• 24-hour priority delivery: +$28

• 1-hour emergency drop: +$53

💬 Real Client Energy:

“Plan something so good for my wife I can pretend I thought of it.”
“Give me a main character day that makes my ex suspicious.”
“My best friend is in a dark place—fix it without a group text.”
“I need to feel something that isn’t dread. Go.”

🛑 What This Is NOT:

A Pinterest board. A worksheet. A vague list of ideas.

This is a precision-guided plot twist with links, plans, and chaotic good energy. You just show up and act like you had it together the whole time.

Chaos approved. Control remains disturbed.